Meggs739

There is only one thing to know about me. I hate Rock, Paper, Scissors. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? Why the heck can't Paper do this to Scissors? Screw Scissors, why can't Paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because Paper can't beat anybody. Rock would tear that crap up in about two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose Rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their Paper, I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh damn, I'm sorry, I thought your Paper would protect you. Jerk."<br /><br />Also, Grandpa Joe from Willy Wonka was kind of a lazy bastard. His daughter is working like four jobs and that wasn't enough to get his ass out of bed but then his grandson wins the lottery and suddenly he's up and at 'em. What a dick. Five minutes later, the old prick is also signing and dancing. Then he is floating around on bubbles a short time later. Become a Wal Mart greeter for some extra income... help your daughter out you worthless old bag. It makes me wonder how many of those other old people were faking it too.