I guess I'm the dud in the bunch. To start with, I hate to travel for various reasons (mostly medical). I do it when I have to. Consequently, when my wife and I go on "vacation" I am usually stressed the whole time and am more tired when I get back than before I left. So a good vacation for me is to kick back at home. Sleep until I feel like getting up, don't answer the phone, don't look at emails, don't play fireman for customers... yada, yada, yada. Basically just be a lazy ass without a care in the world for a few days. But I never seem to get my idea of a "vacation"
Oh yeah, and I'm still waiting for that Wartman character to roll through here. I would leave the house and go to the local watering hole for that!