HansonSigns

Aircraft pilots and flight engineers must include the guys who test fly the planes... my dad worked for McDonnell Douglas for years, told me some stories from his inspection days....

Hmmm... I don't use large format printers, but I've killed two HPs and an Epson using generic cartridges. Certain ink formulas eat print heads.

We had something like that - we put up a sign in a strip mall, and a month later they called, said the sign was out. Our service guy went up in the attic - the store next door had fly-by-night signs put a sign up, and those rat b****** stole all our transformers! They didn't even take our stickers off... just moved them over in the attic.

I was getting ready for work and listening to the radio. I thought it was a small plane lost in the fog, then I turned on the tv and saw the carnage. When I got to work, everyone had gathered around the television. I guess the silence was universal... I still get tears thinking about it. That afternoon I made a bag of popcorn and accidentally opened it under one of the heat detectors, setting off the fire alarm. When the fire engines arrived, I almost cried. The crew leader said not to worry - it was a good distraction for them that day.