LOL I have one for ya. I was given a job to take down a sign and cut the 10 inch pole off at ground level and weld a base plate on it for a new sign I ask them to send me the specs for the base plate so I could have it done by the time the new sign arrived. They sent me the plate specs and drawing. When we went to install the new sign the sign plate was not even close to what we welded on. When I called the PM she stated the specs she sent me "were just for reference" HUH? Needles to say they had to pony up some money to fix the mess.